A girl came into the library and handed me this note. "Here's the addresses of the closest post offices and their phone numbers. You can find more in the phone book." This was completely unprompted. Apparently she never speaks or makes eye contact with anyone. And she's been going in there for years.
WEIRD.
w to the t to the f?
Yes, please.
I especially enjoyed the use of colorful language such as, "hijo-de-la-gran-puta." Dang! Even I was a little bit scandalized.. Which says a lot.
A couple of wtfs
1. There is a girl at the gym that wears flip-flops to work out. wtf?
2. Today I spent about $12 on SFRB and M&M's. Almond M&M's mf'ers!
Check it.
I read that The Grouch likes this video and so do I..
p.s. This lonely loner frees her mind at night..
Tonight: Like CMA, baby...
Tonight..
So.. those of you that know me, or know us.. (cause there really is no me anymore) will totally get this conversation/scenario.. It went something like this:
E: i think I'm gonna cut my hair before you leave.
me: Uhhh.. turns out we're leaving earlier than I thought.. Like, 8:30.
E: (disgusted look, like, wtf??) then, "You don't even make enough to pay for your outings.."
me: BIG CHEESE SMILE!
E: "you party more hours than you work.."
me: (with continued smile and a HAHAHA!) But we get free drinks!!!!
E: Evil eye.
me: "but here's the problem, I don't know what to wear.."
E: "F you!"- spelled Pho(k) you!
me & E: hahahahahha!
OK.. I get it.. I really do wish I worked more. This isn't my fault..
BUT! Like CMA baby, I am Grouchy and Lucky!!! I need not explain the Grouchy part, but I AM Lucky cause if you remember, a while back I asked for a friend. And guess what!?!? Ask and you shall receive! I have a new friend. She's hot and without penis! (but taken.. sorry, boys!).
We went out tonight and had a fantastic time.
But mostly I am Lucky cause I have E. So, thank you E. YOU are FANTASTIC!
Mama treats.
One of the funnest things about being Mama is making treats.
Half of this is filled with lemonade. Those are for e. The other two are filled with cafe! Those are for MAMA!!!
YAY!
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