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"How long til my nuggets are done?" - M, M, Mandy

4th of July

"Are you sitting on his face?"

and

"That one looked like a vajayjay."

Where did this beaver come from?

Maybe you already know that I carry around a little black book of quotes. Maybe you don't. These quotations are tidbits overheard in my daily life. I hear a good quote and I write it down. Should you decide to adopt this practice for yourself, please share it with me. The great part about this is that I am not going to share the context in which it was said with you. You must use your imagination. And should you come up with something savory, I ask you again to share. And without further ado, the first quote goes as such:

"Where did this beaver come from? Why is it here?" - E


Hahah! Beaver.